I might be kickstarting cooking classes once a week real soon.  Details have to be ironed out first, but it is starting to shape up. 

This time it is gonna to be at a proper shop front....in a pretty central location and all.  So we are going pro, to the extent of getting name cards done and all. 

I need help coming up with a fun job designation  for my cooking class namecard. I want something fun....something funny....eg: my friend who was managing a restaurant had "Smooth Operator" as his designation. Suggestions???

So far, I like this "Crouching cook, hidden talent"

Help me come up with other fun job designations?